Joseph Coulter, more commonly known as Captain, wants to massage you. But he'll time it. And then you have to reciprocate.


Captain grew up in Denton.


Captain is still in Denton.


Captain is more tactile than normal people, and shows his affection by touching them, rather than looking at them or talking to them. He prefers cuddling to dancing. He is very good at massages, but requests that you reciprocate, even if you think you aren't very good at them.


Captain parties a lot.

Never Have I Ever

Captain plays this game frequently.