Quotes about Miami to use the next time people ask you why you  love it (or hate it).

"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."  - Lenny Bruce

"But this is Miami, you can't come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you're all covered up in this heat, you're gonna make me pass out out just to look at you. It's sweaty in Miami — but the diamonds will keep me cool." - Lil Kim

"Miami is one of these great places that is a really sensual, physically beautiful place." - Michael Mann

"Almost everything strange washes up near Miami." - Rick Riordan

"I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, 'We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!' And people were going, 'No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!' " - Eddie Izzard

"The best thing about Miami is that it's so close to the United States." - Original author unknown